Pub Thoughts #16 (The Non-Review)

I visited a pub recently that, before I went in, I really wanted to review. I drank there, periodically at least, years ago. It had closed during Covid and my assumption was that it would never come back. And yet, here it was, recently re-opened. A pub back from the dead is a miracle in this day and age. And I wanted to support the pub, both through buying and pint and through sharing the good news to my tens of readers.
And yet. My excitement soon dissipated. The interior had been gutted. Sure, it had been a little old-fashioned rather than “traditional”. It probably needed a bit of a refresh. Maybe there had been a load of damage from it sitting empty for years. But it was still a shame to see the place stripped back to brickwork, the bar re-situated to lurk near the back rather than welcome near the front, the nooks and crannies that gave the place character gone from all the knocking-through that had gone on.
But I didn’t want to judge things on appearances alone. So I went to the bar and the welcome was…fine? An apparent regular and his dog on a retractable lead were managing between them to fence off the entire bar. And the regular was pretty insistent on maintaining his conversation with the barman rather than letting anyone else get near the bar. When I finally managed to get served it was all a bit tepid. No real hello, all a bit gruff.
I asked about the menu as I fancied a bite to eat. The menu was limited, which sometimes can be a good thing! But it was all a bit unfocused – one obvious lunch item, one clear dinner item, a salad, a ploughman’s. It just didn’t really work.
Then the beer. I went for the local cask. Now, I know in this ridiculous summer it isn’t easy to keep anything cool, but the pint was warm, chewy, a bit tired. It felt like there wasn’t necessarily anyone with good cellarship involved.
I could hear the regular and the barman now having a chat at one of the tables. The barman couldn’t understand why they weren’t getting more business. The regular had a number of loud and impractical ideas, as regulars often do.
It all felt a great shame. I could list all manner of things that might help – try welcoming new faces properly, look after your beer, think through your menu a bit more, try to make the place feel lived in rather than a building site – but stating all that seems a bit…mean? And really, what do I know anyway.
A pub that’s just opened will make mistakes. There might be really good reasons for the problems I encountered. Hatchet jobs won’t help new pubs survive. But also writing glowing reviews of underwhelming places won’t help either. So, I decided to keep the whole review anonymous, a non-review.
And maybe that is pointless. But it does make me think about how beer writing can sometimes feel like little more than a form of industry cheerleading. And that some of the best and most bracing writing is from writers willing to be critical. But I do think there is something about picking your battles. A big pubco or a genuinely horrible boozer both probably deserve to be called out. A little pub giving it a go in a relentlessly difficult market probably doesn’t. Punching up and punching down and all that.
I will give this place another go, see if they are ironing out the issues, and find out if it is becoming more of a real place, creating its own identity. There is definitely potential, it could have a certain charm, it could work. It is early days.
It is easier said than done, but maybe the best pub reviews require multiple visits. You learn about a place over time, pubs can be wildly inconsistent depending on the time of day, who is working there, who is drinking there. No bad thing sometimes. I like knowing some pubs work better on certain days. But it means I shouldn’t jump to any conclusions. Next time I visit a pub I should consider if I just caught somewhere on a good day. Or a bad one.






